Funny Retirement Cards

After decades of bells, bus duty and staff meetings, a retiring teacher deserves more than a sheet cake and a mug. These cards celebrate a school career honestly: the early mornings, the grading, the parents and the summers that were never quite long enough.

Send one to a retiring teacher, principal, coach, secretary or custodian, or to anyone leaving a long career. Each card opens to the punchline, with your note printed below.

This collection has 14 funny retirement ecards from Principal Grimsby, Mrs. Harmon, Miss Abby, Doris, Coach Duffy, Lou, Loretta, Brenda, Danny, Lily, Marcus, Tank, Kaylee and Earl. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

14 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes