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Front of the Tank retirement card: Tank, on your retirement. You’re retiring. Tank has a question.
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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 721

“You’re retiring. Tank has a question.”

From Tank: Eighth grade, football. Big heart, bigger lunch.

The front reads “Tank, on your retirement: You’re retiring. Tank has a question.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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