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Front of the Lou retirement card: Lou, on your retirement. You’re retiring. Lou gets it.
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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 571

“You’re retiring. Lou gets it.”

From Lou: Custodian. Easygoing. Knows exactly who clogged the sink.

The front reads “Lou, on your retirement: You’re retiring. Lou gets it.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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