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Mrs. Harmon

Mrs. Harmon: Funny Cards from a Veteran Teacher

Teacher, 34 years. Has heard every excuse. Grades accordingly.

Mrs. Harmon has taught for 34 years, has heard every excuse and grades accordingly. Her cards are wise, honest and very hard to argue with.

She is perfect for teachers, graduates, retirements and anyone who needs some tough love with a red pen.

Mrs. Harmon has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

27 cards · $2.99 each

Mrs. Harmon thinking of you card: Mrs. Harmon is thinking of you.Mrs. Harmon · Thinking of YouMrs. Harmon is thinking of you.Mrs. Harmon birthdays card: Mrs. Harmon has graded your birthday.Mrs. Harmon · BirthdaysMrs. Harmon has graded your birthday.Mrs. Harmon anniversary card: Another year married. Mrs. Harmon is pleased.Mrs. Harmon · AnniversaryAnother year married. Mrs. Harmon is pleased.Mrs. Harmon engagement card: You’re engaged. Mrs. Harmon checked your work.Mrs. Harmon · EngagementYou’re engaged. Mrs. Harmon checked your work.Mrs. Harmon wedding card: You’re married. Mrs. Harmon graded the vows.Mrs. Harmon · WeddingYou’re married. Mrs. Harmon graded the vows.Mrs. Harmon new baby card: A new baby. Mrs. Harmon has taught 34 years.Mrs. Harmon · New BabyA new baby. Mrs. Harmon has taught 34 years.Mrs. Harmon graduation card: You graduated. Mrs. Harmon knew you would.Mrs. Harmon · GraduationYou graduated. Mrs. Harmon knew you would.Mrs. Harmon promotion card: A promotion. Mrs. Harmon is not surprised.Mrs. Harmon · PromotionA promotion. Mrs. Harmon is not surprised.Mrs. Harmon congratulations card: Mrs. Harmon heard the good news.Mrs. Harmon · CongratulationsMrs. Harmon heard the good news.Mrs. Harmon retirement card: You’re retiring. Mrs. Harmon is next.Mrs. Harmon · RetirementYou’re retiring. Mrs. Harmon is next.Mrs. Harmon thank you card: Mrs. Harmon would like to say thank you.Mrs. Harmon · Thank YouMrs. Harmon would like to say thank you.Mrs. Harmon breakups & divorce card: Mrs. Harmon heard about the breakup.Mrs. Harmon · Breakups & DivorceMrs. Harmon heard about the breakup.Mrs. Harmon losing your job card: Mrs. Harmon heard about your job.Mrs. Harmon · Losing Your JobMrs. Harmon heard about your job.Mrs. Harmon illness card: You’re sick. Mrs. Harmon will allow an extension.Mrs. Harmon · IllnessYou’re sick. Mrs. Harmon will allow an extension.Mrs. Harmon sympathy card: Mrs. Harmon is so sorry.Mrs. Harmon · SympathyMrs. Harmon is so sorry.Mrs. Harmon hurt on the job card: You got hurt at work.Mrs. Harmon · Hurt on the JobYou got hurt at work.Mrs. Harmon hurt doing a hobby card: You got hurt doing a hobby.Mrs. Harmon · Hurt Doing a HobbyYou got hurt doing a hobby.Mrs. Harmon new year’s day card: A new year. Mrs. Harmon has a resolution.Mrs. Harmon · New Year’s DayA new year. Mrs. Harmon has a resolution.Mrs. Harmon valentine’s day card: Valentine’s Day. Mrs. Harmon has a note.Mrs. Harmon · Valentine’s DayValentine’s Day. Mrs. Harmon has a note.Mrs. Harmon easter card: Happy Easter.Mrs. Harmon · EasterHappy Easter.Mrs. Harmon mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day.Mrs. Harmon · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day.Mrs. Harmon father’s day card: Happy Father’s Day.Mrs. Harmon · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day.Mrs. Harmon fourth of july card: Happy Fourth of July.Mrs. Harmon · Fourth of JulyHappy Fourth of July.Mrs. Harmon back to school card: Back to school. Mrs. Harmon is ready.Mrs. Harmon · Back to SchoolBack to school. Mrs. Harmon is ready.Mrs. Harmon halloween card: Happy Halloween.Mrs. Harmon · HalloweenHappy Halloween.Mrs. Harmon thanksgiving card: Mrs. Harmon is thankful for you.Mrs. Harmon · ThanksgivingMrs. Harmon is thankful for you.Mrs. Harmon christmas card: Merry Christmas from Mrs. Harmon.Mrs. Harmon · ChristmasMerry Christmas from Mrs. Harmon.