Principal Grimsby: Funny Cards from the Principal

Principal, 22 years. Has never once enjoyed an assembly.

Principal Grimsby has run the building for 22 years and has never once enjoyed an assembly. His cards are dry, a little grumpy and secretly fond of everyone, as long as nobody pulls the fire alarm.

He is the right choice for teachers, staff, retirements, promotions and anyone who needs a card from the person in charge.

Principal Grimsby has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

27 cards · $2.99 each