Funny New Baby Cards
A new baby means no sleep, a lot of laundry and, eventually, a new student. Our school cast welcomes the baby the way only school people can: by thinking about car-line, permission slips and the first parent-teacher conference.
Good for a teacher heading out on leave, a coworker in the front office or any new parent. Each card opens with a click to reveal the punchline, and your note sits right below it.
This collection has 14 funny new baby ecards from Principal Grimsby, Mrs. Harmon, Miss Abby, Doris, Coach Duffy, Lou, Loretta, Brenda, Danny, Lily, Marcus, Tank, Kaylee and Earl. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.
14 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes
Principal Grimsby · New BabyA new baby. Principal Grimsby has done the math.
Mrs. Harmon · New BabyA new baby. Mrs. Harmon has taught 34 years.
Miss Abby · New BabyA new baby. Miss Abby has advice.
Doris · New BabyA new baby. Doris has seen this before.
Coach Duffy · New BabyA new baby. Coach Duffy has a new recruit.
Lou · New BabyA new baby. Lou has seen bigger messes.
Loretta · New BabyA new baby. Loretta has seen picky eaters.
Brenda · New BabyA new baby. Brenda has already signed you up.
Danny · New BabyA new baby. Danny has advice.
Lily · New BabyA new baby. Lily has thoughts.
Marcus · New BabyA new baby. Marcus can relate.
Tank · New BabyA new baby. Tank has a plan.
Kaylee · New BabyA new baby. Kaylee has a cheer.
Earl · New BabyA new baby. Earl has seen this before.What to write in a funny new baby card
- Keep it light. New parents are tired, not offended.
- From a whole staff, sign every name in the note.
- Doris and Loretta are good choices for a warm, funny card.
- Send it in the first week, before the thank-you notes pile up.