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Funny New Baby Cards

A new baby means no sleep, a lot of laundry and, eventually, a new student. Our school cast welcomes the baby the way only school people can: by thinking about car-line, permission slips and the first parent-teacher conference.

Good for a teacher heading out on leave, a coworker in the front office or any new parent. Each card opens with a click to reveal the punchline, and your note sits right below it.

This collection has 14 funny new baby ecards from Principal Grimsby, Mrs. Harmon, Miss Abby, Doris, Coach Duffy, Lou, Loretta, Brenda, Danny, Lily, Marcus, Tank, Kaylee and Earl. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

14 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

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