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Funny Get Well Cards

Every teacher knows that being out sick means writing sub plans while you have a fever. Our school cast wishes them a speedy recovery with jokes about substitutes, germs and the cafeteria.

Send one to a teacher home sick, a student recovering from surgery or a coworker who needs a laugh. Each card opens to its punchline, with your own note underneath.

This collection has 14 funny get well ecards from Principal Grimsby, Mrs. Harmon, Miss Abby, Doris, Coach Duffy, Lou, Loretta, Brenda, Danny, Lily, Marcus, Tank, Kaylee and Earl. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

14 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

Principal Grimsby illness card: You’re sick. Principal Grimsby approves the absence.Principal Grimsby · IllnessYou’re sick. Principal Grimsby approves the absence.Mrs. Harmon illness card: You’re sick. Mrs. Harmon will allow an extension.Mrs. Harmon · IllnessYou’re sick. Mrs. Harmon will allow an extension.Miss Abby illness card: You’re sick. Miss Abby made you a get-well card.Miss Abby · IllnessYou’re sick. Miss Abby made you a get-well card.Doris illness card: You’re sick. Doris has already called you in.Doris · IllnessYou’re sick. Doris has already called you in.Coach Duffy illness card: You’re sick. Coach Duffy says walk it off.Coach Duffy · IllnessYou’re sick. Coach Duffy says walk it off.Lou illness card: You’re sick. Lou knows.Lou · IllnessYou’re sick. Lou knows.Loretta illness card: You’re sick. Loretta has the cure.Loretta · IllnessYou’re sick. Loretta has the cure.Brenda illness card: You’re sick. Brenda is organizing a meal train.Brenda · IllnessYou’re sick. Brenda is organizing a meal train.Danny illness card: You’re sick. Danny is sorry.Danny · IllnessYou’re sick. Danny is sorry.Lily illness card: You’re sick. Lily is sorry.Lily · IllnessYou’re sick. Lily is sorry.Marcus illness card: Get well from Marcus.Marcus · IllnessGet well from Marcus.Tank illness card: Get well from Tank.Tank · IllnessGet well from Tank.Kaylee illness card: Get well from Kaylee.Kaylee · IllnessGet well from Kaylee.Earl illness card: Get well from Earl.Earl · IllnessGet well from Earl.

What to write in a funny get well card