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Front of the Danny illness card: Danny, on feeling sick. You’re sick. Danny is sorry.
Danny · School House

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Funny Get Well Ecard · No. 650

“You’re sick. Danny is sorry.”

From Danny: Seventh grade. Not technically in trouble. Yet.

The front reads “Danny, on feeling sick: You’re sick. Danny is sorry.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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