Tank: Funny Cards from the Football Team

Eighth grade, football. Big heart, bigger lunch.

Tank plays football. He is big, sweet and sees the whole world as a football play, from first downs to the lunch line. He blocks for his friends and eats for three.

He is perfect for football players, football parents, coaches, game-day fans and anyone who needs a teammate in their corner.

Tank has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

27 cards · $2.99 each