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Funny Graduation Cards

Nobody knows a graduate quite like the people who watched them get there: the teacher who collected the late work, the custodian who cleaned up after them, and the principal who signed every detention slip. These cards say what those people were thinking at the ceremony.

Send one to a high school or college graduate, a student finishing middle school, or a teacher earning a master’s degree. Each card opens to its punchline, with your note right underneath.

This collection has 14 funny graduation ecards from Principal Grimsby, Mrs. Harmon, Miss Abby, Doris, Coach Duffy, Lou, Loretta, Brenda, Danny, Lily, Marcus, Tank, Kaylee and Earl. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

14 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

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