Funny Graduation Cards
Nobody knows a graduate quite like the people who watched them get there: the teacher who collected the late work, the custodian who cleaned up after them, and the principal who signed every detention slip. These cards say what those people were thinking at the ceremony.
Send one to a high school or college graduate, a student finishing middle school, or a teacher earning a master’s degree. Each card opens to its punchline, with your note right underneath.
This collection has 14 funny graduation ecards from Principal Grimsby, Mrs. Harmon, Miss Abby, Doris, Coach Duffy, Lou, Loretta, Brenda, Danny, Lily, Marcus, Tank, Kaylee and Earl. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.
14 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes
Principal Grimsby · GraduationYou graduated. Principal Grimsby would like a word.
Mrs. Harmon · GraduationYou graduated. Mrs. Harmon knew you would.
Miss Abby · GraduationYou graduated. Miss Abby is so proud.
Doris · GraduationYou graduated. Doris has the paperwork.
Coach Duffy · GraduationYou graduated. Coach Duffy is proud.
Lou · GraduationYou graduated. Lou is proud of you.
Loretta · GraduationYou graduated. Loretta is proud.
Brenda · GraduationYou graduated. Brenda is so proud.
Danny · GraduationYou graduated. Danny is impressed.
Lily · GraduationYou graduated. Lily is impressed.
Marcus · GraduationYou graduated. Marcus would like a moment.
Tank · GraduationYou graduated. Tank is impressed.
Kaylee · GraduationYou graduated. Kaylee is doing a toe touch.
Earl · GraduationEarl says congratulations, graduate.What to write in a funny graduation card
- Use the note for the real pride. Let the card handle the jokes.
- Mrs. Harmon’s cards are perfect from a teacher to a former student.
- Mention the school or the class year in the note.
- For a little kid, Lily and Danny keep it age-appropriate.