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Funny Mother’s Day Cards

Moms sign the permission slips, pack the lunches and somehow remember the spirit day nobody else knew about. Our cast says thank you with honesty, warmth and a joke or two.

Send one to your mom, a mom who teaches, a grandmother or a friend who mothers everyone. The card opens to its punchline, with your note below.

This collection has 14 funny mother’s day ecards from Principal Grimsby, Mrs. Harmon, Miss Abby, Doris, Coach Duffy, Lou, Loretta, Brenda, Danny, Lily, Marcus, Tank, Kaylee and Earl. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

14 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

Principal Grimsby mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day.Principal Grimsby · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day.Mrs. Harmon mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day.Mrs. Harmon · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day.Miss Abby mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day.Miss Abby · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day.Doris mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day.Doris · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day.Coach Duffy mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day.Coach Duffy · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day.Lou mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day.Lou · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day.Loretta mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day.Loretta · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day.Brenda mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day.Brenda · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day.Danny mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day.Danny · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day.Lily mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day.Lily · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day.Marcus mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day from Marcus.Marcus · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day from Marcus.Tank mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day from Tank.Tank · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day from Tank.Kaylee mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day from Kaylee.Kaylee · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day from Kaylee.Earl mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day from Earl.Earl · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day from Earl.

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