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Funny Promotion Cards

A promotion at school usually means a bigger title, a smaller office and more meetings. Our cast congratulates the new boss with exactly the right amount of suspicion.

Send one to a new department head, an assistant principal, a new principal or a friend outside education who moved up. The card opens to the punchline, with your note below it.

This collection has 14 funny promotion ecards from Principal Grimsby, Mrs. Harmon, Miss Abby, Doris, Coach Duffy, Lou, Loretta, Brenda, Danny, Lily, Marcus, Tank, Kaylee and Earl. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

14 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

What to write in a funny promotion card