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Funny Valentine’s Day Cards

Valentine’s Day at school means a box of tiny cards, too much candy and at least one kid crying by noon. Our cast has opinions about all of it, and they share them.

Send one to your partner, a coworker, a friend or a teacher. Each card opens to its punchline, with your note right below.

This collection has 14 funny valentine’s day ecards from Principal Grimsby, Mrs. Harmon, Miss Abby, Doris, Coach Duffy, Lou, Loretta, Brenda, Danny, Lily, Marcus, Tank, Kaylee and Earl. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

14 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

Principal Grimsby valentine’s day card: Valentine’s Day. Principal Grimsby hates it.Principal Grimsby · Valentine’s DayValentine’s Day. Principal Grimsby hates it.Mrs. Harmon valentine’s day card: Valentine’s Day. Mrs. Harmon has a note.Mrs. Harmon · Valentine’s DayValentine’s Day. Mrs. Harmon has a note.Miss Abby valentine’s day card: Valentine’s Day. Miss Abby loves love.Miss Abby · Valentine’s DayValentine’s Day. Miss Abby loves love.Doris valentine’s day card: Valentine’s Day. Doris has a rule.Doris · Valentine’s DayValentine’s Day. Doris has a rule.Coach Duffy valentine’s day card: Valentine’s Day. Coach Duffy has heart.Coach Duffy · Valentine’s DayValentine’s Day. Coach Duffy has heart.Lou valentine’s day card: Valentine’s Day. Lou has seen it all.Lou · Valentine’s DayValentine’s Day. Lou has seen it all.Loretta valentine’s day card: Valentine’s Day. Loretta is serving pink milk.Loretta · Valentine’s DayValentine’s Day. Loretta is serving pink milk.Brenda valentine’s day card: Valentine’s Day. Brenda organized it all.Brenda · Valentine’s DayValentine’s Day. Brenda organized it all.Danny valentine’s day card: Valentine’s Day. Danny made you a valentine.Danny · Valentine’s DayValentine’s Day. Danny made you a valentine.Lily valentine’s day card: Valentine’s Day. Lily has opinions.Lily · Valentine’s DayValentine’s Day. Lily has opinions.Marcus valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Marcus.Marcus · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Marcus.Tank valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Tank.Tank · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Tank.Kaylee valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Kaylee.Kaylee · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Kaylee.Earl valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Earl.Earl · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Earl.

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