Danny: Funny Cards from a Seventh Grader
Seventh grade. Not technically in trouble. Yet.
Danny is in seventh grade and is not technically in trouble. Yet. His cards are cheeky, honest and full of excuses, the way only a middle schooler can manage.
He is a great choice for birthdays, teachers, back to school and anyone who remembers being thirteen.
Danny has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.
27 cards · $2.99 each
Danny · Thinking of YouDanny is thinking of you.
Danny · BirthdaysHappy birthday from Danny.
Danny · AnniversaryHappy anniversary from Danny.
Danny · EngagementYou’re engaged. Danny has one question.
Danny · WeddingYou’re married. Danny came for the cake.
Danny · New BabyA new baby. Danny has advice.
Danny · GraduationYou graduated. Danny is impressed.
Danny · PromotionA promotion. Danny thinks that’s awesome.
Danny · CongratulationsDanny heard the good news.
Danny · RetirementYou’re retiring. Danny is jealous.
Danny · Thank YouThank you from Danny.
Danny · Breakups & DivorceDanny heard about the breakup.
Danny · Losing Your JobDanny heard you lost your job.
Danny · IllnessYou’re sick. Danny is sorry.
Danny · SympathyDanny is really sorry.
Danny · Hurt on the JobYou got hurt at work. Danny is impressed.
Danny · Hurt Doing a HobbyYou got hurt doing a hobby.
Danny · New Year’s DayA new year. Danny has a resolution.
Danny · Valentine’s DayValentine’s Day. Danny made you a valentine.
Danny · EasterHappy Easter.
Danny · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day.
Danny · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day.
Danny · Fourth of JulyHappy Fourth of July.
Danny · Back to SchoolBack to school. Danny is not ready.
Danny · HalloweenHappy Halloween.
Danny · ThanksgivingDanny is thankful for you.
Danny · ChristmasMerry Christmas from Danny.