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Front of the Danny retirement card: Danny, on your retirement. You’re retiring. Danny is jealous.
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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 646

“You’re retiring. Danny is jealous.”

From Danny: Seventh grade. Not technically in trouble. Yet.

The front reads “Danny, on your retirement: You’re retiring. Danny is jealous.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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