School HouseFunny school cards. The staff room, out loud.

Your message here
© schoolhousecards.net
Front of the Principal Grimsby retirement card: Principal Grimsby, on your retirement. You’re retiring. Principal Grimsby is jealous.
Principal Grimsby · School House

Click the card to open it

Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 446

“You’re retiring. Principal Grimsby is jealous.”

From Principal Grimsby: Principal, 22 years. Has never once enjoyed an assembly.

The front reads “Principal Grimsby, on your retirement: You’re retiring. Principal Grimsby is jealous.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

$2.99 a card · 5-card pack $11.99 · Unlimited for a year $24.99

Personalize & send
  1. Add their name and your note.
  2. Send it now or schedule it, by email or text.
  3. They click to open it and get your message.

More funny retirement cards

Mrs. Harmon retirement card: You’re retiring. Mrs. Harmon is next.Mrs. Harmon · RetirementYou’re retiring. Mrs. Harmon is next.Miss Abby retirement card: You’re retiring. Miss Abby can’t imagine it.Miss Abby · RetirementYou’re retiring. Miss Abby can’t imagine it.Doris retirement card: You’re retiring. Doris will update the directory.Doris · RetirementYou’re retiring. Doris will update the directory.Coach Duffy retirement card: You’re retiring. Coach Duffy has a plan for you.Coach Duffy · RetirementYou’re retiring. Coach Duffy has a plan for you.Lou retirement card: You’re retiring. Lou gets it.Lou · RetirementYou’re retiring. Lou gets it.Loretta retirement card: You’re retiring. Loretta is jealous.Loretta · RetirementYou’re retiring. Loretta is jealous.Brenda retirement card: You’re retiring. Brenda is thrilled.Brenda · RetirementYou’re retiring. Brenda is thrilled.Danny retirement card: You’re retiring. Danny is jealous.Danny · RetirementYou’re retiring. Danny is jealous.

See all funny retirement cards →

More from Principal Grimsby

Principal Grimsby thinking of you card: Principal Grimsby is thinking of you.Principal Grimsby · Thinking of YouPrincipal Grimsby is thinking of you.Principal Grimsby birthdays card: Principal Grimsby has reviewed your birthday.Principal Grimsby · BirthdaysPrincipal Grimsby has reviewed your birthday.Principal Grimsby anniversary card: Another year married. Principal Grimsby is impressed.Principal Grimsby · AnniversaryAnother year married. Principal Grimsby is impressed.Principal Grimsby engagement card: You’re engaged. Principal Grimsby has questions.Principal Grimsby · EngagementYou’re engaged. Principal Grimsby has questions.Principal Grimsby wedding card: You’re married. Principal Grimsby attended.Principal Grimsby · WeddingYou’re married. Principal Grimsby attended.Principal Grimsby new baby card: A new baby. Principal Grimsby has done the math.Principal Grimsby · New BabyA new baby. Principal Grimsby has done the math.Principal Grimsby graduation card: You graduated. Principal Grimsby would like a word.Principal Grimsby · GraduationYou graduated. Principal Grimsby would like a word.Principal Grimsby promotion card: A promotion. Principal Grimsby knows the feeling.Principal Grimsby · PromotionA promotion. Principal Grimsby knows the feeling.

See all Principal Grimsby cards →