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Funny Back to School Cards

Back to school means new supplies, new schedules, the same old copier and parents who are suspiciously happy at drop-off. This is the occasion our cast was made for.

Send one to a teacher before the first day, a student starting a new school, or a parent who finally has a quiet house. Each card opens to its punchline, with your note right below.

This collection has 14 funny back to school ecards from Principal Grimsby, Mrs. Harmon, Miss Abby, Doris, Coach Duffy, Lou, Loretta, Brenda, Danny, Lily, Marcus, Tank, Kaylee and Earl. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

14 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

Principal Grimsby back to school card: Back to school. Principal Grimsby is ready.Principal Grimsby · Back to SchoolBack to school. Principal Grimsby is ready.Mrs. Harmon back to school card: Back to school. Mrs. Harmon is ready.Mrs. Harmon · Back to SchoolBack to school. Mrs. Harmon is ready.Miss Abby back to school card: Back to school. Miss Abby is so excited.Miss Abby · Back to SchoolBack to school. Miss Abby is so excited.Doris back to school card: Back to school. Doris is ready.Doris · Back to SchoolBack to school. Doris is ready.Coach Duffy back to school card: Back to school. Coach Duffy is ready.Coach Duffy · Back to SchoolBack to school. Coach Duffy is ready.Lou back to school card: Back to school. Lou is ready.Lou · Back to SchoolBack to school. Lou is ready.Loretta back to school card: Back to school. Loretta is ready.Loretta · Back to SchoolBack to school. Loretta is ready.Brenda back to school card: Back to school. Brenda is ready.Brenda · Back to SchoolBack to school. Brenda is ready.Danny back to school card: Back to school. Danny is not ready.Danny · Back to SchoolBack to school. Danny is not ready.Lily back to school card: Back to school. Lily is so ready.Lily · Back to SchoolBack to school. Lily is so ready.Marcus back to school card: Back to school. Marcus is ready.Marcus · Back to SchoolBack to school. Marcus is ready.Tank back to school card: Back to school. Tank is ready.Tank · Back to SchoolBack to school. Tank is ready.Kaylee back to school card: Back to school. Kaylee is ready.Kaylee · Back to SchoolBack to school. Kaylee is ready.Earl back to school card: Earl says back to school.Earl · Back to SchoolEarl says back to school.

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