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Funny Divorce and Breakup Cards

When a friend is going through a breakup, they need someone in their corner, and nobody holds a grudge like a school secretary. These cards are supportive, funny and a little bit savage on your behalf.

Send one to a coworker, a friend or a family member going through a breakup or divorce. The card opens to the punchline, and your note offers the real support underneath.

This collection has 14 funny divorce and breakup ecards from Principal Grimsby, Mrs. Harmon, Miss Abby, Doris, Coach Duffy, Lou, Loretta, Brenda, Danny, Lily, Marcus, Tank, Kaylee and Earl. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

14 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

Principal Grimsby breakups & divorce card: Principal Grimsby heard about the breakup.Principal Grimsby · Breakups & DivorcePrincipal Grimsby heard about the breakup.Mrs. Harmon breakups & divorce card: Mrs. Harmon heard about the breakup.Mrs. Harmon · Breakups & DivorceMrs. Harmon heard about the breakup.Miss Abby breakups & divorce card: Miss Abby heard about the breakup.Miss Abby · Breakups & DivorceMiss Abby heard about the breakup.Doris breakups & divorce card: Doris heard about the breakup.Doris · Breakups & DivorceDoris heard about the breakup.Coach Duffy breakups & divorce card: Coach Duffy heard about the breakup.Coach Duffy · Breakups & DivorceCoach Duffy heard about the breakup.Lou breakups & divorce card: Lou heard about the breakup.Lou · Breakups & DivorceLou heard about the breakup.Loretta breakups & divorce card: Loretta heard about the breakup.Loretta · Breakups & DivorceLoretta heard about the breakup.Brenda breakups & divorce card: Brenda heard about the breakup.Brenda · Breakups & DivorceBrenda heard about the breakup.Danny breakups & divorce card: Danny heard about the breakup.Danny · Breakups & DivorceDanny heard about the breakup.Lily breakups & divorce card: Lily heard about the breakup.Lily · Breakups & DivorceLily heard about the breakup.Marcus breakups & divorce card: Marcus heard about the breakup.Marcus · Breakups & DivorceMarcus heard about the breakup.Tank breakups & divorce card: Tank heard about the breakup.Tank · Breakups & DivorceTank heard about the breakup.Kaylee breakups & divorce card: Kaylee heard about the breakup.Kaylee · Breakups & DivorceKaylee heard about the breakup.Earl breakups & divorce card: Earl heard about the breakup.Earl · Breakups & DivorceEarl heard about the breakup.

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