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Miss Abby

Miss Abby: Funny Cards from a First-Year Teacher

First-year teacher. Thinks everyone is doing their best. Bless her.

Miss Abby is in her first year of teaching and believes everyone is doing their best. Her cards are sweet, sincere and just a little naive, which is exactly what makes them funny.

She is a great choice for new teachers, thank you cards, birthdays and anyone who could use some optimism.

Miss Abby has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

27 cards · $2.99 each

Miss Abby thinking of you card: Miss Abby is thinking of you.Miss Abby · Thinking of YouMiss Abby is thinking of you.Miss Abby birthdays card: Happy birthday from Miss Abby.Miss Abby · BirthdaysHappy birthday from Miss Abby.Miss Abby anniversary card: Happy anniversary from Miss Abby.Miss Abby · AnniversaryHappy anniversary from Miss Abby.Miss Abby engagement card: You’re engaged. Miss Abby is thrilled.Miss Abby · EngagementYou’re engaged. Miss Abby is thrilled.Miss Abby wedding card: You’re married. Miss Abby is crying.Miss Abby · WeddingYou’re married. Miss Abby is crying.Miss Abby new baby card: A new baby. Miss Abby has advice.Miss Abby · New BabyA new baby. Miss Abby has advice.Miss Abby graduation card: You graduated. Miss Abby is so proud.Miss Abby · GraduationYou graduated. Miss Abby is so proud.Miss Abby promotion card: A promotion. Miss Abby is so happy for you.Miss Abby · PromotionA promotion. Miss Abby is so happy for you.Miss Abby congratulations card: Miss Abby heard the good news.Miss Abby · CongratulationsMiss Abby heard the good news.Miss Abby retirement card: You’re retiring. Miss Abby can’t imagine it.Miss Abby · RetirementYou’re retiring. Miss Abby can’t imagine it.Miss Abby thank you card: Thank you from Miss Abby.Miss Abby · Thank YouThank you from Miss Abby.Miss Abby breakups & divorce card: Miss Abby heard about the breakup.Miss Abby · Breakups & DivorceMiss Abby heard about the breakup.Miss Abby losing your job card: Miss Abby heard about your job.Miss Abby · Losing Your JobMiss Abby heard about your job.Miss Abby illness card: You’re sick. Miss Abby made you a get-well card.Miss Abby · IllnessYou’re sick. Miss Abby made you a get-well card.Miss Abby sympathy card: Miss Abby is so very sorry.Miss Abby · SympathyMiss Abby is so very sorry.Miss Abby hurt on the job card: You got hurt at work. Miss Abby is so sorry.Miss Abby · Hurt on the JobYou got hurt at work. Miss Abby is so sorry.Miss Abby hurt doing a hobby card: You got hurt doing a hobby.Miss Abby · Hurt Doing a HobbyYou got hurt doing a hobby.Miss Abby new year’s day card: A new year. Miss Abby has 47 resolutions.Miss Abby · New Year’s DayA new year. Miss Abby has 47 resolutions.Miss Abby valentine’s day card: Valentine’s Day. Miss Abby loves love.Miss Abby · Valentine’s DayValentine’s Day. Miss Abby loves love.Miss Abby easter card: Happy Easter.Miss Abby · EasterHappy Easter.Miss Abby mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day.Miss Abby · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day.Miss Abby father’s day card: Happy Father’s Day.Miss Abby · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day.Miss Abby fourth of july card: Happy Fourth of July.Miss Abby · Fourth of JulyHappy Fourth of July.Miss Abby back to school card: Back to school. Miss Abby is so excited.Miss Abby · Back to SchoolBack to school. Miss Abby is so excited.Miss Abby halloween card: Happy Halloween.Miss Abby · HalloweenHappy Halloween.Miss Abby thanksgiving card: Miss Abby is thankful for you.Miss Abby · ThanksgivingMiss Abby is thankful for you.Miss Abby christmas card: Merry Christmas from Miss Abby.Miss Abby · ChristmasMerry Christmas from Miss Abby.