Funny Birthday Cards

Every school has a birthday cake in the staff lounge and a card going around that nobody knows what to write in. These are the cards for that moment: a principal who would rather skip the singing, a veteran teacher who has seen 34 birthdays come and go in her classroom, and a lunch lady who thinks of everything in terms of portion size.

Send one to a teacher, a coworker in the front office, a coach, a classmate or your own kid. The front sets up the joke, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.

This collection has 14 funny birthday ecards from Principal Grimsby, Mrs. Harmon, Miss Abby, Doris, Coach Duffy, Lou, Loretta, Brenda, Danny, Lily, Marcus, Tank, Kaylee and Earl. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

14 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes