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Front of the Doris retirement card: Doris, on your retirement. You’re retiring. Doris will update the directory.
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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 521

“You’re retiring. Doris will update the directory.”

From Doris: Front office and teacher’s aide. Actually runs the school.

The front reads “Doris, on your retirement: You’re retiring. Doris will update the directory.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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