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Front of the Mrs. Harmon retirement card: Mrs. Harmon, on your retirement. You’re retiring. Mrs. Harmon is next.
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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 471

“You’re retiring. Mrs. Harmon is next.”

From Mrs. Harmon: Teacher, 34 years. Has heard every excuse. Grades accordingly.

The front reads “Mrs. Harmon, on your retirement: You’re retiring. Mrs. Harmon is next.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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