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Front of the Brenda retirement card: Brenda, on your retirement. You’re retiring. Brenda is thrilled.
Brenda · School House

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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 621

“You’re retiring. Brenda is thrilled.”

From Brenda: PTA president. Has a sign-up sheet for that.

The front reads “Brenda, on your retirement: You’re retiring. Brenda is thrilled.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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