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Front of the Loretta illness card: Loretta, on feeling sick. You’re sick. Loretta has the cure.
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Funny Get Well Ecard · No. 600

“You’re sick. Loretta has the cure.”

From Loretta: Lunch lady. Every feeling has a side dish.

The front reads “Loretta, on feeling sick: You’re sick. Loretta has the cure.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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