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Front of the Doris illness card: Doris, on feeling sick. You’re sick. Doris has already called you in.
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Funny Get Well Ecard · No. 525

“You’re sick. Doris has already called you in.”

From Doris: Front office and teacher’s aide. Actually runs the school.

The front reads “Doris, on feeling sick: You’re sick. Doris has already called you in.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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