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Front of the Earl retirement card: Earl, on your retirement. Earl says happy retirement.
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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 1446

“Earl says happy retirement.”

From Earl: Bus driver, Bus 14, 30 years. Sees everything in the big mirror. Sit down.

The front reads “Earl, on your retirement: Earl says happy retirement.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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