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Front of the Marcus retirement card: Marcus, on your retirement. You’re retiring. Marcus has a farewell.
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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 696

“You’re retiring. Marcus has a farewell.”

From Marcus: Eighth grade, marching band, first trumpet. The real reason people come to the game.

The front reads “Marcus, on your retirement: You’re retiring. Marcus has a farewell.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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