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Funny New Year’s Ecard · No. 604
“A new year. Loretta has a new menu.”
From Loretta: Lunch lady. Every feeling has a side dish.
The front reads “Loretta, on the new year: A new year. Loretta has a new menu.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.
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