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Front of the Doris new year’s day card: Doris, on the new year. A new year. Doris has the new calendar.
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Funny New Year’s Ecard · No. 529

“A new year. Doris has the new calendar.”

From Doris: Front office and teacher’s aide. Actually runs the school.

The front reads “Doris, on the new year: A new year. Doris has the new calendar.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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